Count and Countess Dracula (Gianni Garko and Betty Verges) try to keep a low profile -- until the count's photographer grandson, Stan (Garko, in a dual role), brings three models to the castle for an erotic photo shoot in this campy horror spoof. Soon, the four hatch a plan to convert the estate into a hip vampire disco. But creepy caretaker Boris (Ralf Wolter) is determined to thwart their scheme and preserve his master's peace and quiet.